The Signs and Genres of Fiction

  • Aries: Adventure
  • Taurus: Realistic Fiction
  • Gemini: Satire
  • Cancer: Tragedy
  • Leo: Drama
  • Virgo: Mystery
  • Libra: Romance
  • Scorpio: Suspense/Thriller
  • Sagittarius: Comedy
  • Capricorn: Historical Fiction
  • Aquarius: Science Fiction
  • Pisces: Fantasy
  • shybat:

    *romantically calls you dude*

    the-treble:

    fuck-benedict:

    can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

    none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

    Funeral Blues
    Funeral Blues

    venuscomb:

    By W. H. Auden

    Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone,
    Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone,
    Silence the pianos and with muffled drum
    Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come.

    Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead
    Scribbling on the sky the message ‘He is…

    "The biggest lesson I’ve learned is, “It’s okay.” It’s okay for me to be kind to myself. It’s okay to be wrong. It’s okay to get mad. It’s okay to be flawed. It’s okay to be happy. It’s okay to move on."
    Hayley Williams - ORIGIN Magazine (via paramore-is-the-future)

    iwishihadafather:

    this is a national treasure

    burned-my-paradise:

    Me: *watching Les mis*

    Me: *happy about the barricade boys*

    Barricade Boys: *die*

    Me: well things certainly have gone amis here

    bedlamsbard:

    The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”